I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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