Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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