You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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