Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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