I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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