My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
