How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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