I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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