Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize