We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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