it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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