I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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