brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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