why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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