It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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