chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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