You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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