So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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