I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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