Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My dick has a subreddit
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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