So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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