So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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