Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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