Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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