But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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