its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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