yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Randomize
