idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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