just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I think I just sharted jello shots
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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