Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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