Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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