She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
How external is "for external use only"?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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