Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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