You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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