i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
