Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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