Where did you get a picture of my penis
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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