BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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