If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
A+ Viking dick
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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