Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
