Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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