Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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