Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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