Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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