so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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