wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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