Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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