Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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