STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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