My first STD was from a foam party
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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