we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
