She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Randomize
