I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
ok first of all what the fuck
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