Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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